Monday, January 05, 2004
Thursday, December 18, 2003
I'm walking down the hill to my house, on the other side of the street there is a SUV of some type that has four small dogs that appear to poodle's of different varieties in it. The dogs catch sight of me, bark and carry on uncontrollably till I pass their field of vision, then they stop. Once in my house I walk upstairs, go to the bathroom, brush my teeth, trying not to be as hard on the gums as my dentist intructed. Finished I leave the house and walk back up the hill, the dogs catch sight of me again, go completely bananas until I crest the hill and their line of site.
Sunday, December 14, 2003
Geezes fuck people, don't call me at 4:30 am to tell me that they captured fucking Saddam Hussein...like my current events happy buddy did...fuck...call me at 4:30 am when they capture the Loc Ness Monster or when the Illuminati Minitizes the Eskaton or when the Ancient astronauts land in Peru...not that they found some Iraqi jackass who still thinks he is the President of that country...I'm going back to bed now....fuck people use your head...
Sunday, October 19, 2003
A Good Day in Seville
Started the day with a curtains/rugs/blinds and shelving project which meant a lot of tugging/sawing and hammering. Walter was in the kitchen going to town cleaning with the old boxes of Arm and Hammer baking soda in the sink. Finished jobs but probably could have used an hour more to complete more thoroughly, but had to get to work. Before I ran out the door Elizabeth and I sang happy birthday to each other and had coffee and slightly stale chocolate Pepperidge Farm cake. Spent first third of day at the workplace, pretty busy actually then escaped to attend matinee of the opera season opener Barber of Seville. Customary Dots were unfortunately sold out and I instead settled for a box of Lemonheads. You can't miss with Rossini and the stage designer used French surrealist, Rene Magritte as an inspiration. I've forgotten how if you eat a bunch of Lemonheads in a row it seems like you're chugging Lemonade, but I guess that's what they intended. Nice performance all around, I think Flying Dutchman is next month which is good because I haven't seen it yet. I hope they get Dots back in because Lemonheads are so much more cinema fare.
Started the day with a curtains/rugs/blinds and shelving project which meant a lot of tugging/sawing and hammering. Walter was in the kitchen going to town cleaning with the old boxes of Arm and Hammer baking soda in the sink. Finished jobs but probably could have used an hour more to complete more thoroughly, but had to get to work. Before I ran out the door Elizabeth and I sang happy birthday to each other and had coffee and slightly stale chocolate Pepperidge Farm cake. Spent first third of day at the workplace, pretty busy actually then escaped to attend matinee of the opera season opener Barber of Seville. Customary Dots were unfortunately sold out and I instead settled for a box of Lemonheads. You can't miss with Rossini and the stage designer used French surrealist, Rene Magritte as an inspiration. I've forgotten how if you eat a bunch of Lemonheads in a row it seems like you're chugging Lemonade, but I guess that's what they intended. Nice performance all around, I think Flying Dutchman is next month which is good because I haven't seen it yet. I hope they get Dots back in because Lemonheads are so much more cinema fare.
Tuesday, October 07, 2003
McDonald's is still not very good
After work adventure to Campusland to buy some Meow Mix for the cat that lives with me. Along the way I see the local McDonald's I haven't been to in probably three years or so and decide why not give it a go for the evening food event. I decide to get value meal#2 which is two cheese burgers with fries and drink. The friendly girl taking my order asks if I want to "super size" it and after a brief period of indecision I decide to live large like the rest of America. As she works on getting my meal in order she tells me that there is a bomb at the gas station down the street, I laugh and downplay her concern, bomb scares seem to happen around here every few months. As she places the full tray in front of me I notice she has the forearm tattoos of a sailor, and that the "super sized drink" is something I could take laps around, oh, the fries portion is fuckin gigantic. However the two cheese burgers are the same little size they have always been. I grab my napkins, straw and pump three small ketchup cups and find a neutral place to sit. The food is what you would expect and warm, and I have way too much Coke to drink. They are busy the whole time I am there...people love McDonald's, no doubt about it. I manage to finish the small burgers and the multitude of fries but I pitched the reservoir of Coke in the garbage. I'm good for three more years till my next visit and on the way out notice no fleet of fire trucks and police so I guess the bomb was a fake.
After work adventure to Campusland to buy some Meow Mix for the cat that lives with me. Along the way I see the local McDonald's I haven't been to in probably three years or so and decide why not give it a go for the evening food event. I decide to get value meal#2 which is two cheese burgers with fries and drink. The friendly girl taking my order asks if I want to "super size" it and after a brief period of indecision I decide to live large like the rest of America. As she works on getting my meal in order she tells me that there is a bomb at the gas station down the street, I laugh and downplay her concern, bomb scares seem to happen around here every few months. As she places the full tray in front of me I notice she has the forearm tattoos of a sailor, and that the "super sized drink" is something I could take laps around, oh, the fries portion is fuckin gigantic. However the two cheese burgers are the same little size they have always been. I grab my napkins, straw and pump three small ketchup cups and find a neutral place to sit. The food is what you would expect and warm, and I have way too much Coke to drink. They are busy the whole time I am there...people love McDonald's, no doubt about it. I manage to finish the small burgers and the multitude of fries but I pitched the reservoir of Coke in the garbage. I'm good for three more years till my next visit and on the way out notice no fleet of fire trucks and police so I guess the bomb was a fake.
Monday, October 06, 2003
The Moon is Red
They have been dubbed "taikonauts" in English (pronounced locally Ty-Koo-Nawts). In Chinese, they are "yuhangyuan," or travelers of the universe.
They have been dubbed "taikonauts" in English (pronounced locally Ty-Koo-Nawts). In Chinese, they are "yuhangyuan," or travelers of the universe.
Tuesday, September 30, 2003
Too heavy to lift
The Russian press denigrated her with headlines such as "Not even
bears could hold her" and discussed her ability as more suitable for pop-ballet performances than the graceful Russian tradition associated with greats such as Maya Plisetskaya and others.
The Russian press denigrated her with headlines such as "Not even
bears could hold her" and discussed her ability as more suitable for pop-ballet performances than the graceful Russian tradition associated with greats such as Maya Plisetskaya and others.
Monday, September 29, 2003
While sipping on my steamed milk, I noticed the young university accountants still in shirt n' tie at this late hour working diligently on their laptops with stacks of paper every which way. Delivery pizza was on the menu as they crunched numbers to make it all work. It's very cold as I walk pass their street level office.
Diving for Serpents
"I've been told the big copper helmet could give quite a big headbutt to the monster, so it will be quite nice to make his acquaintance," he said, referring to the heavy headpiece of his diving suit.
"I've been told the big copper helmet could give quite a big headbutt to the monster, so it will be quite nice to make his acquaintance," he said, referring to the heavy headpiece of his diving suit.
More Apes
Orangutans , like other great apes, are close relatives to humans. Researchers have learned a lot about them in recent years.
Orangutans , like other great apes, are close relatives to humans. Researchers have learned a lot about them in recent years.
Eighteen-year-old Courtney Roberson worked at the zoo and was taking 2-year-old Nia Scott, her friend's little sister, for an outing when
Little Joe escaped, according to family members.
Little Joe escaped, according to family members.
Wednesday, September 24, 2003
Tuesday, September 23, 2003
Lost and Found
The creature looks like a brownish woolly badger with a long, pink-tipped snout and can measure up to about 19 inches, according to Prensa Latina's Monday dispatch.
The creature looks like a brownish woolly badger with a long, pink-tipped snout and can measure up to about 19 inches, according to Prensa Latina's Monday dispatch.
Monday, September 22, 2003
The British hanged the next morning, Sept. 22, 1776, at an artillery park near Dove Tavern. Historians place it near what is now 66th Street and Third Avenue in Manhattan.
It was there Hale is reputed to have uttered his famous line: "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country" — likely a paraphrase of a line from a popular play by British writer Joseph Addison.
Despite Hale's failure as a spy, a life-size statue of him inscribed with his famous last words occupies a place of honor at the CIA's headquarters in McLean, Va.
It was there Hale is reputed to have uttered his famous line: "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country" — likely a paraphrase of a line from a popular play by British writer Joseph Addison.
Despite Hale's failure as a spy, a life-size statue of him inscribed with his famous last words occupies a place of honor at the CIA's headquarters in McLean, Va.
Saturday, September 20, 2003
Wednesday, September 17, 2003
Sunday, September 14, 2003
I asked him if that was a Pop Tart in his shirt pocket. He responded that it wasn't, even though it clearly was, and not in any type of wrapper. He then preceded to walk upstairs and unpacked small pieces of cardboard and rulers to conduct a simulation of a small part of the Battle of Jutland. After an hour or so he started to pack up and I then asked him if the cellophane wrapped powdered doughnut left behind was his, to which he admitted to.
Oh..the Space Orks were having a having a hard time of it while the above was going on....
Oh..the Space Orks were having a having a hard time of it while the above was going on....
Wednesday, September 10, 2003
The Committee for the Propagation of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, as the religious police are officially known, lists the dolls on a section of its Web site devoted to items deemed offensive to the conservative Saudi interpretation of Islam.
go Barbie go
go Barbie go