I asked him if that was a Pop Tart in his shirt pocket. He responded that it wasn't, even though it clearly was, and not in any type of wrapper. He then preceded to walk upstairs and unpacked small pieces of cardboard and rulers to conduct a simulation of a small part of the Battle of Jutland. After an hour or so he started to pack up and I then asked him if the cellophane wrapped powdered doughnut left behind was his, to which he admitted to.

Oh..the Space Orks were having a having a hard time of it while the above was going on....