GOOD HJGHFKJS'S!!! What is that smell!!!!! The jostling has stoped, I don't care I'm climbing out of the bag. I'm tired of looking at fucking bagels. Bagel this bagel that, all we did growing up was chew on fucking bagels (and maybe some yummy pan grease)---What's that smell---it smell sooooooooo good---movejumpmovejumpjumpjumpmove---bah light---but, sniffsniffsniff------------jumpfrom top of baglip-----------ahhhlooky!!!!-----------this tub of soft white goodness----i've tried this before--way long ago---yumyumyum---i'm rolling around in this white goodness---yeahyeahmunchmunchmuch------BOOMSTEPBOOMSTEPBOOMSTEP----Woah the big guys are coming again----I'm outta here!!!!!!!------skipjumpmovemovemoveJUMPOFFTABLEontoFLOOR-----aaaaaaAAAAaaaa------the darknessFALLS__--aaaaaaCRUNCHSPLATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (This morning after we finished our ritual bagels with cream cheese and coffee, my fellow coworkers and I noticed we were not alone, a FUCKING Cockroacha had jumped out the bagel bag and was dancing in the cream cheese. IT noticed it wasn't alone and tried to make a mad escape, only to be summarily dispatched by Dan's big boot. Fuckings cockroaches and mosquitos can go to hell!!!...grrr....