Current event fun from CNN and the Christian Science Monitor: A former cook of Osama Bin Laden told a CSM reporter that when it was time to exit stage left from Tora Bora, Bin Laden had three offers for escape. The first was from Iran, the second was from Iraq and the third was from some "Mafia" types. Yes, you heard it right, the cook said "Mafia" types. Oh, if only to be a fly to see the Osama meeting with the mob(chortle)and then to proceed to shit repeatedly in his soup and everything else around him...thats what I'd do if I was an Afghan camel fly..yesiree.