I'm walking down the hill to my house, on the other side of the street there is a SUV of some type that has four small dogs that appear to poodle's of different varieties in it. The dogs catch sight of me, bark and carry on uncontrollably till I pass their field of vision, then they stop. Once in my house I walk upstairs, go to the bathroom, brush my teeth, trying not to be as hard on the gums as my dentist intructed. Finished I leave the house and walk back up the hill, the dogs catch sight of me again, go completely bananas until I crest the hill and their line of site.

Geezes fuck people, don't call me at 4:30 am to tell me that they captured fucking Saddam Hussein...like my current events happy buddy did...fuck...call me at 4:30 am when they capture the Loc Ness Monster or when the Illuminati Minitizes the Eskaton or when the Ancient astronauts land in Peru...not that they found some Iraqi jackass who still thinks he is the President of that country...I'm going back to bed now....fuck people use your head...